Posts Tagged vomit

The Green Hornet

The Green Hornet

Thursday, June 23, 2011 No Comments

The Green Hornet, an appropriate title for this film, as my face did turn all shades of green from nausea, wasn’t nearly as bad as I thought. I mean, sure, the superfluity of ridiculous stupidities was vomit inducing, but I did find that I was able to keep the puke from cascading out of me […]

Stone

Stone

Wednesday, January 26, 2011 No Comments

Stone made absolutely no sense whatsoever. There was not one theme, plotline or character that I was able to comprehend in the least! All the multitude of questions I had about this film, like what the purpose of the opening scene was, and what the heck happened, could be answered simply by saying that there’s […]

The Last Airbender

The Last Airbender

Tuesday, November 23, 2010 3 Comments

I want you to reach into your hippocampus and try to remember the movie Slumdog Millionaire. If you were successfully able to do this, recall the scene where Dev Patel was being brutally tortured on suspicion of cheating. In my opinion, they could’ve toned down the violence and increased the effectiveness of their methods if […]

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Fighting

Wednesday, July 7, 2010 No Comments

With a name like Fighting, you know you’re getting some quality, deliberative filmmaking. Honestly, could they not come up with anything more clever than Fighting as a name for a movie about a guy fighting? Though in the name’s defense, this movie is a stinking pile of horse poop mixed with the vomit of a […]

back to the future

Back to the Future’s 25th anniversary release on Blu-ray and DVD

Tuesday, June 29, 2010 No Comments

Back to the Future is like any trilogy in the sense that there is much debate as to which ones are good and which ones blow chunks of largely chocolate and nachos based vomit. I am one of those who liked the first, but was well off without the subsequent installments. That doesn’t mean that […]

Starstruck

StarStruck

Monday, May 31, 2010 No Comments

Review In Starstruck, a young, handsome celebrity meets a girl who couldn’t care less for him, and you can probably figure out the rest. Now, I can’t in fairness equate this to a regular movie, because it’s not, it’s a Disney Channel movie. The acting, the dialogue, the romance, the drama and the music were […]