Posts Tagged stupidity

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Oz the Great and Powerful

Monday, April 1, 2013 No Comments

There go two hours of my life. I might have been able to overlook the purposely-included overacting, gross overuse of obviously green-screened 3D effects, and the barebones black and white, good vs. evil plotline in Oz the Great and Powerful, if not for the fact that they ran throughout the entirety of the film! Granted, […]

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The Dark Knight Follies

Wednesday, August 1, 2012 No Comments

Christopher Nolan brought us to this point, and now he’s taking us home with The Dark Knight Rises, no matter what it takes. There was a lot to follow within Nolan’s previous takes on the Batman franchise, but you didn’t necessarily need to see those films in order to watch The Dark Knight Rises. You […]

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Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Monday, August 29, 2011 No Comments

Rise of the Planet of the Apes started off with a decent share of promise. Sure it was a bit splotchy, but I was ready to be taken on the journey, hopeful that I was in for an entertaining ride. But then it started slipping into stupidity. And the more the movie progressed the further […]

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Machete

Monday, August 15, 2011 1 Comment

Machete was originally a preview for a movie that was never going to actually be made (much like P.L.A.T.E), but then it was made into a movie, and I can’t help but feel that it was better off as just a preview. I mean, I guess I enjoyed some of the gratuitous violence, but it […]

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Gaming Companies, Stop Coming Up With New Terms for Existing Actions!

Monday, June 6, 2011 No Comments

What is it with companies trying to make non-words out of actual words? I’m just going to be blunt, go right out there and say it. It’s completely unnecessary! If you weren’t already aware, I’m talking about Hideo Kojima’s unveiling of “Transfarring” during the Konami Pre-E3 show this past Thursday night. The term refers to […]

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Hot Tub Time Machine

Friday, July 2, 2010 No Comments

Humor is all Hot Tub Time Machine had going for it. This movie about four people who, after a night of mad drinking, end up back in the mid-eighties to relive some of their past experiences would’ve been really bad if it wasn’t hilarious. The acting was mostly dumb and the story was idiotic, but […]