Posts Tagged snow white

Snow White and the Huntsman

Snow White and the Huntsman

Tuesday, September 18, 2012 No Comments

Why did two films about the Snow White fable come out in the same year? And why were they both so damn bad? Snow White and the Huntsman spent way too long on its highly lackluster set-up (roughly 40 minutes), that by the time the film reached the central plot (as clearly stated in the […]

Mirror Mirror

Mirror Mirror

Tuesday, July 24, 2012 1 Comment

Shame on you, Mirror Mirror. You took a magical story and completely bastardized it, treating the source material like a cheap hooker. I’d rather have a disease infested raccoon crap in my mouth while scratching out my eyeballs and chewing on my scalp with its rabies caked mouth than watch this again. The only reason […]