Posts Tagged poop

Lucky Capture

Daylight Savings

Wednesday, March 13, 2013 No Comments

In this week’s video, Daylight Savings takes a turn for the worse, and the cute. Click the link to watch!

The Change-Up

The Change-Up

Wednesday, November 9, 2011 No Comments

With films like The Change-Up, where there’s nothing new under the sun with regards to the story, all you can do is try to enjoy the bits in between the plot and hope that there is at least a semblance of goodness to keep your mind off the fact that it is downright cliché. Well, […]

Hall Pass

Hall Pass

Friday, July 22, 2011 No Comments

I’d usually lambast a movie such as Hall Pass, but, to be honest, the other night I was craving a stupid movie. So I drove to my local video store, and made a bee-line for the comedy section where I came upon, like a turd propped up on a podium, Hall Pass. And oh was […]

The Way Back

The Way Back (Blu-ray)

Friday, May 6, 2011 No Comments

Review Based on the remarkable true story, The Way Back follows a group of men who escape a Siberian Gulag in 1940 and make the 4,500-mile trek, on foot, to India! It’s a crazy journey through some crazy environments. However, I wish the movie would’ve captured that better. Not that it was bad, it was […]

Fast Five

Fast Five

Wednesday, May 4, 2011 No Comments

Fast Five is a high-octane, fast-paced, action-fest. Simply put, it’s badass. But it’s so badass that it poops all over itself. What I’m saying is, this is a terrible movie. However, the truth of the matter is that going into it you know that it’s going to be bad, and thinking that it would be […]

Sucker Punch

Sucker Punch

Tuesday, March 29, 2011 4 Comments

My good friend Andy put it best when he said that, and I’m paraphrasing, Sucker Punch did have some beauty, but it was buried deep in a steaming pile of fecal matter. And though you could dig through it to reach the nuggets of awesome, you wouldn’t because that would mean having to touch poop. […]

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Zazzle Store of the Month February 2011

Thursday, January 27, 2011 No Comments

You may be sitting on a stuffed pineapple wondering why I picked Slicktees as this month’s ZSotM. Well, you fruit sitting maniacs, I’ll tell you. I’m fascinated by poop! It’s not just a funny bodily function, but the word itself also amazes me. The way the sound plops out of your mouth as you’re saying […]

Skyline Blu-ray

Skyline excretes onto DVD, Blu-ray and Digital Download March 2011

Tuesday, January 25, 2011 No Comments

Skyline may very well have been the worst movie I saw last year (yet I still love you, Donald Faison). I’m not sure if it is king of the feces of 2010, but it’s up there. So imagine how excited I was when I saw the news that it’s making its way to DVD, Blu-ray […]

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Fighting

Wednesday, July 7, 2010 No Comments

With a name like Fighting, you know you’re getting some quality, deliberative filmmaking. Honestly, could they not come up with anything more clever than Fighting as a name for a movie about a guy fighting? Though in the name’s defense, this movie is a stinking pile of horse poop mixed with the vomit of a […]