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Oz the Great and Powerful

Monday, April 1, 2013 No Comments

There go two hours of my life. I might have been able to overlook the purposely-included overacting, gross overuse of obviously green-screened 3D effects, and the barebones black and white, good vs. evil plotline in Oz the Great and Powerful, if not for the fact that they ran throughout the entirety of the film! Granted, […]

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Ubisoft Unveils Assassin’s Creed III Video Walkthrough

Wednesday, June 13, 2012 No Comments

It looks like I’m taking the lazy route today folks, but don’t worry because it all plays out in your benefit, with the fun video below. Ubisoft posted this video, from Assassin’s Creed III, today showcasing some of the Frontier portion of the game, including a number of insights into the improvements in the gameplay […]

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Soul Calibur V

Wednesday, March 21, 2012 No Comments

Soul Calibur V greatly improves on the features implemented in Soul Calubur IV, while adding new features that create new scenarios for players to think about when fighting against friends or the CPU. While the story explains who the new characters are, it isn’t necessary to complete to unlock new characters or stages. However, it’s  […]

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Winnie the Pooh

Tuesday, November 8, 2011 No Comments

Review You can consider all of the issues I had with Winnie the Pooh null and void. Yes, the film is quite short and, aside from the large screen, that made it pointless to see in theatres. However, it is an absolutely marvelous, deliciously cute (I can say that, right?) film! So now that it’s […]

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The Asskickers

Friday, September 23, 2011 No Comments

The Asskickers is a lovingly hand-drawn side-scrolling beat ‘em up title that brings to mind classics like the Ninja Turtles arcade game, Double Dragon and, to some extent, Golden Axe, only better looking versions thereof. Unfortunately, that’s basically where its positives end. The environment refresh rates are slow, the character animation is highly lacking and […]

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Spy Kids 4: All the Time in the World

Thursday, September 8, 2011 1 Comment

It’s not quite sufficient to say that Spy Kids 4 is a bad video game because that doesn’t really take into account the younger demographic for which the game was constructed. “Constructed”, because it feels slapped together. The level menus are strangely coded, there are many sluggish graphical points, save points are only between levels […]

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One Day

Tuesday, September 6, 2011 No Comments

How many ways are there to say “I didn’t hate it, but I didn’t love it”? That seems to be my predicament, as One Day, a story following the events of two friends on the same day each year, was enjoyable but contained a couple of aggravating flaws. Firstly, the basis of their entire relationship […]

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The Help

Monday, August 15, 2011 No Comments

Period pieces are an interesting type of film, requiring the environments, actors and even the attitudes to appear as they did back in the day. While I can’t confirm the accuracy of The Help, the story of three women who compile a book of stories recalled by black housekeepers to expose ingrained racism in Jackson, […]

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Winnie the Pooh

Monday, July 18, 2011 2 Comments

I’m torn. I absolutely loved Winnie the Pooh. It was well written, playing magnificently to both kids and adults, and a treat for the eyes, featuring animation lovingly emulating the classic style. However, it was far too short, even with the pre-feature short. As it reached the end, I was left wondering where the second […]

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Battle Slots RPG

Wednesday, May 11, 2011 No Comments

Battle Slots is another example of an interesting concept-turned poorly executed product. It is an RPG in theory but, to its detriment, focuses on its slot-based combat system more than any of the RPG elements. It does include a leveling system and customizable add-ons, but those features all play second fiddle to the egregiously repetitive […]

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