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Hot off: Kate Beckinsale vs. Jessica Biel

Wednesday, August 15, 2012 No Comments

One of the big reasons I went to see Total Recall was that I was hoping it would solve a long-standing debate of who was hotter, Jessica Biel or Kate Beckinsale. Early in the movie there’s a scene where Beckinsale’s propped up on her knees wearing tiny white underwear and little else. Man oh man, […]

In Time

In Time

Thursday, April 12, 2012 No Comments

In the dystopian universe of In Time, upon reaching the age of 25 a clock on your wrist starts ticking down from a year and you must work (or steal) in order to acquire more time. That premise offers a really unique canvas on which to paint vivid characters and situations. However, you quickly learn […]

Drive Angry

Drive Angry

Thursday, June 2, 2011 No Comments

Review Drive Angry is as ridiculous as Nicolas Cage with long blonde hair and a goatee. It’s as stupid as its sad excuse for a “story”. It’s as lame as… ah you get the point. This movie is so terrible that it should be used in film classes to show what not to do. The […]

Drive Angry

Drive Angry angrily driving to your TV May 31st

Monday, May 9, 2011 No Comments

Amber Heard is hot! Super hot! Nicolas Cage, on the other hand, not so much. Bring them together in a movie and you’ve got yourself in quite the predicament. Do you see it for her hotness or avoid it for his lack thereof? Unless, of course, you are a fan of Nicolas Cage and don’t […]

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Scream 4

Scream 4

Wednesday, April 27, 2011 No Comments

After many long years, Neve Campbell returns to the silver screen in the fourth installment of the horror satire series, and I’m pleased to say that Scream 4 delivers almost as well as its predecessors did. Sure I wouldn’t consider it a good film, and it was wrought with stupidities and other nonsensical idiosyncrasies, but […]

Sucker Punch

Sucker Punch

Tuesday, March 29, 2011 4 Comments

My good friend Andy put it best when he said that, and I’m paraphrasing, Sucker Punch did have some beauty, but it was buried deep in a steaming pile of fecal matter. And though you could dig through it to reach the nuggets of awesome, you wouldn’t because that would mean having to touch poop. […]

I love you, beth cooper

I Love You, Beth Cooper

Tuesday, July 20, 2010 1 Comment

After a nerdy valedictorian professes his undying love for the head cheerleader, his life, or at least his night, becomes a wild ride full of savage beatings, ridiculously poor driving skills, and over acting. Yah, I Love You, Beth Cooper did have its humor, but it was mostly dumb… obviously! It was, as I said, […]