Posts Tagged crap

Mirror Mirror

Mirror Mirror

Tuesday, July 24, 2012 1 Comment

Shame on you, Mirror Mirror. You took a magical story and completely bastardized it, treating the source material like a cheap hooker. I’d rather have a disease infested raccoon crap in my mouth while scratching out my eyeballs and chewing on my scalp with its rabies caked mouth than watch this again. The only reason […]

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Lockout

Thursday, April 19, 2012 No Comments

As you know, most big-budget action and science fiction films these days tend to be large, unabashed piles of crap. Lockout, however, does not necessarily fit within that category, as it is really more akin to a small plate of nachos smothered- no… drowning in cheese. This sci-fi/action/thriller is so loaded with action flick clichés […]

Cowboys and aliens

Cowboys & Aliens

Monday, August 8, 2011 2 Comments

I was hoping that Cowboys & Aliens was going to be a Western timepiece where we’d see how people of that time and skill set would handle aliens. And with some smart writing, it could’ve been an interesting, fun, and clever movie. Instead we got an over-complicated mess that kept piling plot points on top […]