Posts Tagged bland

Rio

Rio

Thursday, March 29, 2012 No Comments

Rio is the story of a stranger in a strange land, a story that’s been told countless times before. But, honestly, who can resist a cast of adorable jungle animals? And with its vibrant animation and some enjoyable moments here and there, it wasn’t necessarily terrible. However, as pretty as it was to look at, […]

Colombiana

Colombiana

Tuesday, January 31, 2012 No Comments

I don’t have much to say about Colombiana. It’s bad. That’s really all there is to it. The story, what there was of one, was boring and cliché, the dialogue was just dumb, and the action was bland. They tried to make Zoë Saldana the female Jason Statham, but if I want to see a Statham-esque […]

Crazy Stupid Love

Crazy, Stupid, Love.

Tuesday, August 2, 2011 No Comments

I’m just going to go ahead and say it. Ryan Gosling is an acting Adonis. He takes any role, from a guy in love with a doll to a ladies man, and makes them his own. Unfortunately, as great as his acting chops are, I didn’t really care for the womanizing role he had in […]

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Thor

Thor

Tuesday, May 10, 2011 No Comments

It’s really disappointing how much money gets poured into making action flicks with an immense amount of special effects that are really not good. You’d think that the more money put in, the greater the results, but no! Thor, a supremely standard and cliché Marvel movie had some decent visuals, action sequences and the acting, […]

Morning Glory

Morning Glory

Monday, November 15, 2010 No Comments

So here’s the story. Rachel McAdams, who plays this adorably eccentric, perfectly moon shaped tush producer gets fired from one morning program, and finds a job at another morning show that is rundown and deteriorating. In an attempt to restore the show, she hires the exasperating, cantankerously acting Harrison Ford, who is more than difficult […]

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Get Him to the Greek

Friday, October 1, 2010 1 Comment

There is a place in my heart for stupid comedies, but even I have my limits. Get Him to the Greek, a spin-off of 2008’s hilarious Forgetting Sarah Marshall, just doesn’t do the job for me. I admit that I quickly took a liking to Russell Brand’s portrayal of obscene British rock star Aldous Snow, […]

Robin Hood

Robin Hood

Monday, May 17, 2010 1 Comment

Robin Hood, another film based on the lovable legend as portrayed by Disney and Mel Brooks, totally undermined the high-spirited atmosphere captured by the aforementioned predecessors. The character names are the same as the beloved animated animal counterparts, but the personalities and story are vastly different. But, okay, let’s just say this is a new […]

Race to witch mountain

Race To Witch Mountain

Friday, March 19, 2010 No Comments

Unless you are younger than 13 years of age, there is nothing about Race To Witch Mountain that you will enjoy. It is pointless, flaw ridden and childish. Additionally, the bonus features were bland and forgettable. If you happen to fall beneath the aforementioned age line however, I reluctantly recant my esoteric conclusion.