Posts Tagged atrocious

The Paperboy

The Paperboy

Tuesday, March 19, 2013 No Comments

I think I have found the movie that takes the prize as being the worst I’ve seen of 2012. Sure, there was a lot of absolute drivel that came out, but nothing was as disjointed, as discomforting, and as hilariously awful as The Paperboy. The story was just a mess. Sure there was some form […]

Skyline

Skyline

Monday, November 22, 2010 1 Comment

Saying that Skyline was bad is like saying that Antarctica is cold in the winter; it’s a huge understatement. Come to think of it, every adjective I use to describe the various aspects of this Independence Day-esque garbage will be insufficient in expressing just how poor those components are. For example, saying the dialogue was […]

A perfect getaway

A Perfect Getaway

Thursday, September 9, 2010 No Comments

I don’t appreciate when a movie tries to deceive the audience regardless of the plot. It’s the worst form of red herring because, if it doesn’t flow with the story, it’s just annoying nonsense. That’s exactly what happened in A Perfect Getaway, a non-thrilling thriller about a couple on their honeymoon who may or may […]

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Fighting

Wednesday, July 7, 2010 No Comments

With a name like Fighting, you know you’re getting some quality, deliberative filmmaking. Honestly, could they not come up with anything more clever than Fighting as a name for a movie about a guy fighting? Though in the name’s defense, this movie is a stinking pile of horse poop mixed with the vomit of a […]