» Reviews: Mirror Mirror

Nathan Schwartz

|    Tuesday, July 24, 2012

  • Director: Tarsem Singh
  • Producer: Ryan Kavanaugh, Bernie Goldmann, Brett Ratner, Kevin Misher
  • Writer: Marc Klein, Jason Keller
  • Starring: Julia Roberts, Lily Collins, Armie Hammer, Nathan Lane, Mare Winningham, Michael Lerner
  • Distributor: Relativity Media
  • Running Time: 106 min
  • Rating: PG
  • Genre: Adventure, Comedy

Shame on you, Mirror Mirror. You took a magical story and completely bastardized it, treating the source material like a cheap hooker. I’d rather have a disease infested raccoon crap in my mouth while scratching out my eyeballs and chewing on my scalp with its rabies caked mouth than watch this again. The only reason I sat through it is because I didn’t want to believe that someone would destroy Snow White this badly, but they did! Oh Julia Roberts, I don’t think there was a better way to ruinously wound your career than by starring in this drivel.

Verdict: Forget it


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