» Reviews: Colombiana

Nathan Schwartz

|    Tuesday, January 31, 2012

  • Director: Olivier Megaton
  • Producer: Luc Besson, Pierre-Ange Le Pogam
  • Writer: Luc Besson, Robert Mark Kamen
  • Starring: Zoë Saldana, Michael Vartan, Cliff Curtis, Lennie James, Callum Blue, Jordi Mollà
  • Distributor: TriStar Pictures
  • Running Time: 108 min
  • Rating: PG-13
  • Genre: Action, Crime

I don’t have much to say about Colombiana. It’s bad. That’s really all there is to it. The story, what there was of one, was boring and cliché, the dialogue was just dumb, and the action was bland. They tried to make Zoë Saldana the female Jason Statham, but if I want to see a Statham-esque action film (which is a rare occurrence), I will watch a Statham action film. She may be a sultry goddess, but that’s about all this waste of film had going for it.

Verdict: Forget It

 

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