Archive for April, 2011

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Easter? I hardly know her!

Monday, April 25, 2011 No Comments

What in the name of all that is covered in tree sap that contains dinosaur DNA is Easter all about? Why is there a rabbit that lays eggs? And why do people paint the eggs? I would like to attempt answering this in story form. A few centuries ago, a hen by the name of […]

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Lars and the Real Girl (Blu-ray)

Thursday, April 21, 2011 1 Comment

Review Lars and the Real Girl holds a special place for me and Eli. You see, a few years ago, before we started Lazyreviewzzz, we wrote for a different website. At the time Eli was my editor, and the first review he ever edited for me was for this movie. How precious is that? Anyways, […]

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May the 4th Be With You: Star Wars Day Comes to Toronto

Thursday, April 21, 2011 2 Comments

With April coming to an end and May quickly approaching, it’s nice to know that there are fun things to look forward to, like an invasion of AT-ATs, Tie Fighters and more! Yes, unofficial International Star Wars Day – May 4th – is nearly upon us, and Toronto is celebrating in style with a special […]

The Warlords

The Warlords

Wednesday, April 20, 2011 No Comments

Set in the 1860’s, The Warlords follows three men and their attempt to defeat the Taiping Rebellion. My first problem with this film, and probably one of my biggest, is that I was never sure, even until the end, whether or not I was supposed to like or hate Jet Li. Maybe that was done […]

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Where Are the New Video Game IPs?

Wednesday, April 20, 2011 2 Comments

In this week’s video, Nathan explains his growing distaste for sequels and the same old first-person and third-person shooters. It’s a simple question with a somewhat simple answer, and an annoyingly complicated solution. But will it actually happen? Click the link to watch!

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Pinball FX 2: Mars Expansion Table

Tuesday, April 19, 2011 No Comments

I was delighted by Pinball FX 2. Its feature and detail-rich platform and tables were unlike any pinball video game I’d played before. The new Mars expansion table takes that attention to detail even further, almost to the point of visual overload. The best thing about it though, is that if you’re a pinball aficionado […]

Middle Men

Middle Men

Tuesday, April 19, 2011 No Comments

It seems like the people who made Middle Men saw The Social Network and said, “Hey, we should make a movie about the internet too!” After doing a bit of research, however, it turns out that this movie came out before The Social Network, so that theory doesn’t work. Regardless though, this movie about the […]

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Happy Passover from Lazyreviewzzz!

Tuesday, April 19, 2011 No Comments

Wow, is it that time of year again already? We started the site just a little over a year ago and were celebrating Passover (don’t worry you Easter loving folks, you’ll get your message later this week) barely two months later. Well here we are, once again, and we’re wishing you all the best to […]

Mysterious Skin

Mysterious Skin

Monday, April 18, 2011 No Comments

Mysterious Skin follows two boys who were molested when they were eight-years-old and the different consequences it had on each of their lives. As you can probably tell, this movie is swathed in themes of the very disturbing variety, and invokes images that I’m sure most people would rather not think about, but it wasn’t […]

My Soul To Take

My Soul To Take

Saturday, April 16, 2011 No Comments

My Soul To Take was terrible. It was inane, confusing at points, and just an overall appalling movie, but I didn’t hate it. Don’t get me wrong, I would never watch it again, but for what it was, it was entertaining. It did have me spooked at some points, and I really didn’t mind the […]

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